Humpchies.com is a website that is all about escorts, escort agencies, erotic massages, and erotic massage parlors. It isn't very easy to find these things in the "real world" if you know what I mean. You can't just walk up to a friend and go "hey bro, I want a cute Asian chick to blow me after giving me a massage, do you know someone who can help me set that shit up?"! I wish! However, you can go to Humpchies.com and make your dirty dreams come true. Carpe diem my friend, carpe diem.
One of the very first things you will notice about Humpchies is the fact that the page has this bilingual thing going on. This makes sense because the page is about erotic ads in Quebec, and apparently nowhere else. So, as you know, a lot of people in Quebec speak English, but also a lot of people speak French and eat smelly cheese over there, so it only makes sense that you run into a lot of ads in French. However, the French ads have some broken ass English, but as men, we always find ways towards pussy. We are fluent in pussy talk.