Here's a chance for all of you borderline gay dudes to experience what it's like to be a chick and what's it like to be vaginally stimulated. What's crazy is that you will be doing it all to yourself, or rather, to your 3D animated character since when you go to Girlvanic.com/girlvania, you become a girl. Here's a flashback to your high school days when everyone called you a sissy and a pussy, now, you get to relive those memories in a free sex video game. How exciting, wouldn't you agree?
So, before you start, you will have those promotional pages that are letting you know what the game delivers, that this is an experience like no other and that you will love it 'till the end of the world. Of course, you will. Not even GTA V can be that good, but I understand the over the top promotional efforts. That pays the bills. Still, you need to download the game first and it will run you $40. This is where you need to be deeply invested in the game, to dish out 40 buckaroos so that's where TPD comes in, to let you know if it's worth it. Since I'm doing this review, it must, otherwise, I wouldn't waste my time on it. Go figure.